RAY AND STAN

Riding hella demons on their unicorns
Holding hands on peppermint rainbows
Casting hella magic @ the dragons!
Dragons!
(Repeat)

As they hold each other tight
Making love all through the night and it feels

Ray and Stan!
Riding hella demons on their unicorns
Holding hands on peppermint rainbows
Casting hella magic @ the dragons!
Dragons!
(Repeat)

As they hold each other tight
Making love all through the night and it feels
Goooooooooood
And it feels gooood
Feels gooooooooood
Feels gooooooooood!

Ray and Stand holding hands fighting hella demons in their dreams
Holding hands Ray and Stan fighting hella demons in their dreams
And it feels good!
And it feels good!

CAPTAIN PLASTIC

Where as Magneto brings all thing metal underneath his control
Captain Plastic heats it up and begins form the mold that will hold all things we will be buy, supply, consume divide
Ship and mantle, place it on your mantle and shrink-wrap it up to London, to France
I can see Captain Plastic doing his dance in trance to wrap whole world up in plastic
Fear of a plastic
What do your fear? Captain plastic
When it gets warm
Properties elastic
He fantastic! Now master caster is a menace you see
Cause he bears the cosmic condoms when he pees
Captain Plastic can spray the enemy dead
With brooms and mops or toothpaste from his head
Magneto brings all thing metal under his control
Captain Plastic heats it up and begins form the mold that will hold all things we will be buy, supply, consume divide
Ship and mantle, place it on your mantle and shrink-wrap it up to London, to France
I can see Captain Plastic doing his dance in trance to wrap whole world up in plastic
Fear of a plastic
What do your fear? Wrap it up!
Wrap it good!

K9 HUMANOID

Dryak watching through time and space
He's an alien android prototype of some ancient DNA code
Flesh coats made of rayon (x2)
Dryak remembering what's it like to be human
He's an alien android prototype of some ancient DNA code
Flesh coats made of rayon (x2)
Dryak tumbling through vertiginous claws
He's an alien android prototype product of BioCom And they call him by his first name
K9! Flesh coats made of rayon (x2)
Dryak watching through time and space
He's an alien android prototype of some ancient DNA code
Dryak tumbling through vertiginous claws
He's an alien android prototype product of BioCom And they call him by his first name
K9! K9 Humanoid

JIMMY SCRATCHEMICOCK

Jump! (Repeat)
Howdy doody do you do
Comin @ cha like a cold chillin Mr. Magoo
So what?
I'm pleasuring the neighbor's cat again
With a buttered up cock like a mother hen
I like to swim in deep water
Sitting back like my main man Mr. Carter
Waiting on my cell phone
Shit never rings
Why even bother?
I've been on this team for 5 years and never got a holla
From the coach please put me in the pool
Don't worry about my nipple hairs man its cool
I can swim
I know I lack buoyancy but I'm a threat you see
Especially @ great depths to the other team
With a great WHOOP! WHOOP!
From my chest
Wrap the legs with nipple hairs
Like an octopus on crack I got your back and you feet. Children wont play with me
Cause I lack buoyancy
They'll never capture me
Nipple hairs are so free Yo ladies!
I pop your zits for free
Smother the juice all over my nuts with glee
I'm curling doughnut boxes filled with jelly
Nipple hairs tied in knots and hangs down past my belly
Cold lampin' with latest cat fancy mag
Bubble wrappers stacking up in the back the cab
Go down to the video store check out another episode of Hawaii 5-0!
Jump! (Repeat) Children wont play with me
Cause I lack buoyancy
They'll never capture me
Nipple hairs are so free
I can't wear shirts you see
Nipple hairs constrict me
Chic's wont even sleep with me
Cause they spare easily Droppin' out of school
Dropping out of the school and the pool
Cause they cant contain me and my nipple hairs
So I hired my invisible army to oversee, protect and serve with me
Nipple hairs are erect and detect all the robot infiltrators like Darth Vadar
Got an army of alligator and hamsters shoved straight up my ass
My ying yang like Charlie Chang
Cold lampin' with latest cat fancy mag
Bubble wrappers stacking up in the back of the cab
Go down to the video store check out another episode of
Hawaii 5-0!!!!
Jump! (Repeat) Children wont play with me
Cause I lack buoyancy
They'll never capture me
Nipple hairs are so free
I can't wear shirts you see
Nipple hairs constrict me
Chic's wont even sleep with me
Cause they spare easily
Don't ever doubt in me
My posse reigns supreme
I'll rule the world you see
And you will all worship me!
GOOOOOOOOOOOO! Jump! (Repeat)

BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY

What's the sound of a fish in the tank? (2x)
Well the dog goes meow..
And the cat goes whoof..
And the chicken goes bahahahaaa..
And the cow goes moo..
and the donkey is eatin all the Chinese food
Everybody's food!!! Math is hard
For some people
Language is weird and confusing
The Devil is a circle in a square
Jesus is circle and he's SQUARED Cause Jesus is watching and everyone's on TV
Everyone is laughing cause Jesus is on TV
No one is coming cause Jesus is on TV
Everyone watching cause Jesus is on TV Come along and place your bets between the aliens and the animals to rule the world
It's a battle for supremacy between the aliens and animals to rule the world
Place your bets and grab your pets between the aliens and animals to the rule the world

STRANGE CREATURES

What exactly does it mean when you ask yourself who are these strangest beings
Its true we live in all you see then again we only live in dreams
In cars and bars and dogs that bark
In the lifeless eyes of a great white shark
In the planes and trains and rains that fall so high
In the center of a Cyclops eye
In the meat and pies and ties and tears that fall from a babies cry
In a pill or pulley or a moustache bash
Inside your pipes when you smoke your hash
Underneath your bed when you sleep at night
From screams of children in sheer delight! Strange creatures crawl everywhere on city streets
Ages worn mutations born of freaks and geeks who must compete
For air is clean and space is sorta the place we like to be
Come join me
Come join the symphony
As the rocket red flair
Evolution is in the air
Let the battles wage
Tear out the page and past the wine serve history
Come join me
Strange creatures will inherent the earth whoopee! Now that we've been introduced
I would like to place you in this noose
And choke the laughs out from your guts
Take a feather and toadstool and tickle your nuts
We make friends and we make follies
Jump in circles to get our jollies
The more we talk the more we move so time is short lets commence this groove
And spill our brains and minds and minutes and hours at the hands of father time
In the shadows we dance and laugh and sing
Sparkly shine of me chitty bling bling
Underneath the crows of forgotten kings
To the ruler of the universe
The merciless Ming! Strange Creatures spread everywhere in sprawling fields
Cancer sworn to deity's porn running 3-legged with only 1 horn
For kings and queens
Give thanks to thee and bow down to their knees come knight thee
Come join the mutiny
As the boil starts to flare
Its Mendel's forbidden heir
Lets crack some genes
Destroy all scenes
And spill the blood yet tastefully
Come join me
Strange creatures in all of us you and me Cocks on the woodpile blowing his horn
Bulls in the barn a threshing his corn
Maids in the meadow are making a hay
Ducks in the river are swimming away
Cyclops contemplating whether he's gay
Siamese twins can't go their way
Freaky freak show is the way we get paid
So get us good and drunk and you're sure to get laid
Put em up or shut em up is what we say
A riddle here a fiddle there a whoopee de do!
Put your chaps on to colonize the moon
Playing human skulls with a pair of spoons
Don't worry about brains there's more then enough room
So into space we go let the rockets go boom! Strange Creatures spread everywhere in outer space
Aliens born and human deform
Leaving this place without any trace
Minus gravity
We're free from earth and therefore can now breathe
Cum in me cum just for fun!
AS the cell starts to tear
Mutations sure to bear
Lets mate and see to end all beings and spend our time in make believe
Come join me
Strange creatures will mutate you'll see
Will mutate you'll see Strange creatures go to sleep

JESUS IN CLOWN SHOES

Jesus in Clown Shoes here we go
With a BIG red nose and a crown of thorns
From the BIG top to the burning bush
Nailed to the cross he forgot the punch line
Colors swirling round and round
His beard hides rabbits and his flowers squirt sunshine
Father is GOD the leader of the pack
Master of Ceremonies trainer of the dog and ponies
Balancing Buddha on his nose
Dancing like a ballerina on his toes
Juggling leopors and healing the fish
Put a stick in his ass and spin a dish
Jesus in Clown Shoes oh what fun (2x)
By far the greatest deity under the sun

FAT CANNIBAL

4000 pounds and I'm growing outbound
Put some more food in my mouth
As I eat and eat up the food chain
Don't try and compete for the meat on the table
I'll eat your hand faster than Mohammad Ali
Pass the cheese and gravy
How about a cultured hamburger or 2
There aint nothing that this fat man won't do
For a meal a deal aint nothing more pleasing then a fat man wheezing and squealing
Richard Simons sure looks nice
Size em up for an appetizer add a little spice
I think that will do me just nice
As I go tip toe into the night
Looking for a fine meal of human flesh
Put my big ass in the middle of Bangladesh
As I eat my jowls on Indian food
Kick the damn cow
I aint in the mood
For a dead ancestor interrupting my meal
Time to steal me another deal Maybe a pound of bacon
Maybe dead Carl Sagan
Or maybe Ronald Reagan
Or maybe something else we haven't heard
Surely though it will be quite absurd
We can only imagine
A dead fat mans beauty pageant
Oh how nice pass the rice!
I'll eat anything from anybody
It just doesn't matter
Throw a hip check and you'll splatter
Cause I'm fatter then ya'll
I'm 10 feet tall when I'm eating all the famous people
Knock knock
And open up the steeple
I'll eat Madonna for a Snack
Crack J-Lo like a box of crackerjacks
Or Christine Aguilera whipped up in a from Brule
Packed up and put away for the very next day
Or a time for a juicy steak
Or a cellulite rump roast with a loaf of toast
To soak up the juice from a dead fat caboose
Laying on the side of the road
What's for dinner Chza Chza Gabor alamode mmmmm good! He has been bitten by something or someone
Why must he eat everyone?
Or is it just a fad?
I'm a just a fad?
I'm a just a fad!!!!

HORRIBLE DAY @ THE MIDWAY

Step right up and catch the show tonight
Sirens warning of the freaks who swarm
Changing sex before your eyes
On display hermaphrodite clown
Spawned from silicon
Plucked from the underground
What a sound! Laugh out loud and see the midget clown
Nan-pilots through the circus genes
Emulates barney baileys dream
Token doll of fools design
Fallen hero of the big time
Stolen colors running dry in time Gather round this crippled clown you see
Nan-pilots through these circus genes
A prodigy of technology
Genitals twisting round and round
Plays the banjo without the thumbs
Walks the wire just for fun - just for fun
HA HA HAH AH HAH Ha

CONTEMPLATIVE DWARF

Who might that be who dare parts the great sea
in oceans we breed unusual species
Space and time has ended abruptly
Words have never failed thee
Amongst us heads who dare break synapses
Follow the frog dressed like DaVinci
Veiling himself a figment of energy
These eyes have often deceived thee Deep inside the room of DaVinci
Revealing surprise often before me
Frog that was no longer shall be
Oh Look! Now there's a turkey
Compounded by grace and into the temple
The smells of cum and heavy blue metal
Virgin bound and gagged into shackles
Thank GOD! I think I'm horny
These 3 kings that stand here before me
In waveforms resemble hard-boiled salami
Starships pursuing the androids and mummies
While right-handed mammals scramble for money
These are some of the sacred things that we don't like talking about Often the windbreaks stride in the morning
The rooster crows up in becoming quite horny
Starships pursuing the androids and mummies
While rat-poisoned anthills cry out THIS IS TYRANNY!
Farting is one of the sacred things that we often joke about All of these oceans have tempo in mind!

SEMEN

So I shoot the world with my cum dispensing gun
And it spreads my semen all over your fat bum
And it shoots my seed carrying infectious disease
And it brings the world crawling down to its knees Silly man what did you think was going to happen?
Did you honestly think you would get away with your sinister plan?
You went and plugged your one and only son into your insidious device
You drank your cum!
And look, look what happened
He hallucinated the most vile atrocity has ever known
All from drinking your own semen
Silly man
And now look, look @ what happened
The humans have propagated and destroyed the City of Deformity
A word to wise when a madman drinks his own semen All the semen inside of me
I am losing my mind!
I am losing, no I am losing, I am losing my mind!

KING OF THE KRAPPER

Got ass call it bunghole
Out poop shoots through the tunnel
It smells like an outhouse
And I done wiped it clean
Got shit call it brown loaf and down the bowl it screams
Cause I'm royal shitty coo coo
They call me the krapper king
Like a captain I run a tight ship
And my asshole is my crew
And so far they aint made a bowel that can house my royal pooh Me Chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke Open windows don't use t-p
Never turn on the fan
I'm proper some call me crazy
Cause I done used my hands
The bowl gets nervous when I circle
And I do my pooh dance
Know its over
Call the plumber
This bowl don't stand no chance
Poopin's loco
Poopin's crazy
And Poopin is a blast
It's BROWN sometimes nutty
And it comes straight from my ass
All the loafers think I'm crazy
As I leave some little turns
Its brown
It's lethal
And larger then most birds! Me Chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke Like a hammer that hits
Pants full of shits
Peanut butter Ritz
Pants full of shit I gotta take a shit!!!