Legion of the Underworld

From the dawn of time we came, moving silently down through the centuries, leading many secret lives. Struggling to reach the time of Magic: The Gathering, when the few who remain, will battle to the last.

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It is believed that Dogstarver was forged in a cosmic meth lab deep in the bowels of the Underground. Made from chemicals such as ephedrine, ether, and ammonia by the one known as "The Master Cook". Living a life of chemical dependancy, young Dogstarver had no name as a child, yet earned it through many incidents and many a buried dog. Much like his "father" (known junkie/pervert), Dogstarver fell into a drunken mission of porno addiction, a life of mystery, madness, and mayhem. No one knows who or where he is. A master of disguise, able to blend in, disappear, become practically invisible right befor your eyes. Beware, he could be your best friend, but most likely your worst enemy. Bottom line...he is better than you.

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I was born in the waste lands of paradise. Grew up in a camp where only the best looking were able to survive. Hundreds of children were burned at the stake for not being attractive. Myself being as good looking as I am never had anything to worry about. You only wish you could be this good looking!

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Super Geek League

(h) (hhtyp) [jjhtyr} jj is the monekey) --=++ i love gonzo

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Clell Tickle independent music marketing guru got started initially back during the intergalactic pit fighting champions where he was a fight promoter but was dismissed and eventually banned for life. Clell hijacked a Goddinpotty Teletranspoter device and leaped his way to the City of Deformity to get a new start. Here in the City of Deformity, Clell always had an affinity for musical expression and its powerful influence on life forms. So, Clell decided to represent the minstrels of Super GEek League en route to dominating the human disease with its musical madness best expressed in Super GEek League's Antique SCi Fi Circus. Clell is essentially the groups unoffical promo person although due to his violent nature, no one dare challenge his authority.

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Legion of Mutations

YOUR MOM IS A WHORE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALMOST 27 YEARS AGO on A NEW YEARS EVE THE INFAMOUS DIRTY PIRATE HOOKER ConSUMED TOO MUCH GROG, AS PIRATE HOOKERS DO. SHE GOT A HOLD OF A VERY UNSUSPECTING LAND LUBBER. HERE I SIT. THE PRODUCT OF THAT FATEFUL NIGHT. A SCALLYWAG AM I, HOISTING MY JOLLYROGER IN SEARCH OF SWASHBUCKLERS. BEWARE OF PIRATES. WE ALWAYS WIN. I AM DRUNK. I LIKE BEER AND I LIKE MUSIC. THOSE ARE THE onLY 2 THINGS I LOVE IN THIS FUCK OF A WORLD. IF YOU TRY TO TAKE BEER AND MUSIC FROM ME I WILL SLIT YOUR NECKS AND PISS DOWN YOUR THROATS. BUT IF YOU ALSO HAVE A LOVE FOR BEER AND MUSIC WE MIGHT COULD BE ALLIES.

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Buried the "N" word my niggas I be da mayor of the D Pimpin n shit

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Tired of being barefoot and pregnant, Cuisenella found refuge in the kitchen. one day while experimenting with a new recipe for Snickerdoodles, a chemical reaction occurred. Cuisenella discovered that she could play a haunting melody with the spoons that would hypnotize those around her into believing whatever she served on the table was gourmet cuisine. T.V. dinners and Kraft Macaroni and Cheese soon became her best friends.

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